1. beartier:

    lava really pisses me off cuz like

    i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and


    i want to dip my hands in it

    (via rosiedoll)

  2. the lion king + tumblr .

    (via insecure-to-the-core)


  5. "

    Ten rape prevention tips:

    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

    4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

    7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

    8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

    9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

    10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

    — (via eatpraylonely)

    (Source: esmre, via insecure-to-the-core)


    1. north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
    2. north american education system: COLLEGE
    3. north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
    4. north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
    5. north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
  6. (Source: vanillish, via rosiedoll)

  7. canadican:







    can someone bring capes back into fashion

    when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

    Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion







    The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it

    reminder that stratogale was in high school when she got sucked into the airplane propeller and died

    do you ever just think edna sat in the back of the funeral in the little hometown church
    the sound of sniffling and crying surrounding her
    wearing a floor-length black dress and a black veil to hide her puffy eyes as she takes out her sketchbook and starts ripping all her design ideas for costumes out
    whispering “no capes. no capes. no capes.” over and over, knowing that it was her fault a high school student died a horrific, painful death to the point where they can’t have a body to bury





    (Source: xchaospixiex, via the-time-goddess-of-221b)


  8. matt-douchene:

    do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

    (via oprahsleftnipple)

  9. asterionboy:


    who killed the fucking moon

    general zhao

    (Source: sightofthetombs, via rosiedoll)

  10. imalosthippocampus:

    "How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"

    "You’ve basically read books since you were a fetus so I’m quite sure you came across that particular topic! And you were holding a damn Ancient Greece book, for god’s sake!"

    "Percy, you know throwing an apple to the woman’s face isn’t helping. And I’m a brain chil-“

    "I know, I know…"

    "…But I’ll say yes, though…"

    headcanon: Percy came across that cap and gained an idea on how to propose to Annabeth in a unique way, although the special moment didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to be. And they spent the next few minutes drinking nectar.

    Because it’s Percabeth shipweek (woot!), I think it’s hilarious tho XD. [song for it]

    (Owner of the cap thingie picture)

    (via insecure-to-the-core)


  11. trashholmes:



    john is calling sholto ‘james’ when he’s dying behind the locked door can we 


    they really sold that whole sholto/sherlock parallel in scenes where john is forced to talk men he loved out of killing themselves


    (via bbcatemysoul)

  13. khaleesiis:

    captain america: the first avenger + tumblr

    (via oprahsleftnipple)


  14. "I know the night is not the same as the day: that all things are different, that the things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist, and the night can be a dreadful time for lonely people once their loneliness has started."
    — Ernest Hemingway, from A Farewell To Arms (via violentwavesofemotion)